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posted Wednesday, 12 November 2008

I love it when a guy arrives for an escort booking and protests that he's clean enough when she offers him the chance of a shower!

The interpretation of personal hygiene varies from individual to individual. In my book, if it's been longer than four hours since you showered or bathed, then you are no way clean enough to be sucked, licked or tasted. For some, such would be an acquired taste on fetish proportions. You may be fit for a hug, fully clothed, but when those close fitting trousers and pants come off, a third party has an acute sense of smell (in most cases), that picks up what's been festering since the earlier opportunity to shower. It is naive to assume that because you work in an office, you can't be filthy. What about what's been festering between the crack of ample buttocks; and under foreskin - you only need a couple of drops of piss trapped in the foreskin to start to smell rancid after an hour.

And as for the guys with smegma (I love that word but hate the by-product - I try to use it at least once every other year - the word, not the by-product) who don't even bat an eye-lid when the skin is rolled back to reveal it, or protest about an ultra sensitive head when the lady wants to clean behind it, I wonder what planet they are on, to still expect oral without a condom without soap and water.

Then there is the odd fart that totally cements the deal, but which some men (and women) are naive to think has miraculously slipped past the fabric of underwear against which the aforementioned fart didst once strain so fragrantly.

It is a fact of life that the average person marinading in their own natural juices is not only comfortable with their own aroma, but assumes that others perceive it in the same way. A guy may not need to stink to high heavens for there to be enough of a whiff to bare testament to the fact that the punter is a walking, talking biological experiment.

Sorry, but if this lady had an acute sense of smell and a guy were seeing her in his lunch break (some six hours since he may have showered) or after work (a good possibly ten hours after showering, both scenarios permitting travelling time to work, her place, etc); and if he had pissed twice (and nothing, but nothing, short of soap and water gets rid of the smell and taste of piss - shaking one's tackle and thinking that suffices is disgusting and naive if one is contemplating intimacy without a shower later); and maybe, just maybe, he had done a "number two" while at work, or before he dashed off for work; add to that a couple of farts for good measure. Nothing short of a drugged up slapper with a blocked nose will not consider such a guy filthy.

When a lady offers you the use of her shower seize the opportunity. She is leaving nothing to chance. And neither should you. "I had a shower this morning," is a pathetic excuse. It is not an indictment on the guy's personal hygiene. Just an attempt to make things cosier.

Personally, I like to offer my presence in the shower so it's obvious the time has started then. This works a treat for nervous guys. If the guy decides to go in on his own, then he shouldn't need longer than five minutes to be clean enough to suck and lick.

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