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The Aged Artist made my eyes water today. And this escort blog entry will probably make your eyes water too. The Aged Artist phoned and explained that he hadn’t been in touch for a while as he’d caught his cock in his zip.
I can’t understand why this, and a few other things that can attack the penis without warning, make me cringe and cross my own legs as if I have my own phallus to protect. The more I thought about it, the more pain I felt in my own phantom penis. I rocked back and forth trying to compose myself enough to speak.
I recovered sufficiently to croak tastelessly, “Are you that big?”
Ant then, more sympathetically, "How did you cope with the pain?"
"Well, it didn't hurt as much as the first time it happened," the Aged Artist said it didn’t hurt as much as the first time it had happened to him.
“The first time?” his zips should come with health warnings! I’m glad this hadn’t happened while we were on holiday in Crete in 2004. I’m too much of a coward to be of any use to any man that gets hurt in this way. I’d have been rolling around on the floor beside him, cupping my own crotch and drowning out his screams with mine.
It scares me to think of someone that old having that kind of mishap, but I suspect that cocks getting caught in zips are probably an occupational hazard of getting old. For me the equivalent agony would be to get my nipple caught in a zip. I have at least one pvc outfit that has zips across the nipples. I never put it on in a hurry. I scoop my unsupervised nipples one by one and gingerly package them on the other side of the zip. And even then, I pull the zip up gingerly, wincing at the very thought of what I have averted.
This makes me wonder about my cock and ball torture clients. Do any of them play chicken between their cocks and their trouser zips? A quick game of dare in which they whip of the zip and whip their cock out of the way just in time, savouring the almost beauty of the rush. Or allowing themselves a morsel of pain by being a bit too slow?
I think it must be as dangerous a pass-time as auto erotic asphyxiation. However, when auto-erotic asphyxiation goes wrong and leads to death, the coroner often records it as a suicide (if the unfortunate participant has covered his tracks well by not putting the tell-tale towel or silk tie between his neck and the hanging device to prevent rope burn) or death by misadventure.
But I am worried. I know The Aged Artist did not deliberately catch his tackle in his zip, but he’s on blood thinning medication on account of a heart condition. If he had cut deep, he could have bled uncontrollably.
He is rapidly on the mend and promising to bring his anguished penis over for some extra special tender loving care. I’ll give him an extra special prostate massage to soothe away his worries, I think.
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