This not only sounds like a great idea for a comedy movie script but could also be the basis for a whole new branch of Black and Busty Inc. The idea came to me when, at the end of a session over the weekend, the client asked me a question as he got dressed.
The long and short of it is that there is a lady who he's been courting. Yes, he's been courting her in the good old fashioned way that our parents still reminisce about with a glazed look in their eyes. For two months. And she shows no signs of wishing to progress things beyond the platonic stage.
He isn't ugly and they are both almost three times the legal limit for consensual sex. Although I did forget to ask him if she were a born again Christian, although from the amount of flirting she seems to do, I'd question that.
I asked him if they'd discussed it. He did once suggest that she come back with him to his place and he said it in a way that left no doubt as to what he hoped the outcome of the visit would be. She laughed it off with a joke about whether or not his heart could cope. He isn't actually that old.
This confused him, although I've advised that it could well be that this was her indirect promise of wild passionate sex, and not a hint to back off.
I asked him some other questions. For example, is he buying her gifts.
"Yes, but maybe not as many as I should," he said looking ashamed of himself.
I could already sense that this poor man was being played.
"And you always pay for the evenings out?" I pressed.
"Of course!" he looked stunned at the suggestion of any other alternative.
I liked this guy. He wasn't one of those cheap ass pricks that I used to have the misfortune of meeting before I became an escort. The type that expect a lady to "go dutch" over meals and expect a couple of rounds of sex still at the end of the evening, pressing home their cheek, as their balls slammed into my cheeks, that independent women always pay their way.
But my client was the other extreme. Now, driven by the sexual frustration of lusting after this lady while she piled on her charms and enjoyed his gifts and expensive wines, he'd come to see me and sniffed his frustrations away during a manic face sitting and nipple sucking bout that left us both deliciously breathless.
I tried to suggest to him that she may be a player. As far as he knows, she is single, but he has never been invited back to her place. My brows furrowed further. Something smelt off and it wasn't the milk in the fridge.
He's convinced that she wants to take things slowly and that she may be looking for commitment. Which is no bad thing. We ladies do get tired of the hit and run "admirers".
My parting advice to him, which I suspect he will ignore because he hasn't got it in him to be this way, was to stop buying her gifts for a while and stop treating her to meals out. And see if she still wanted to know him. I suspect she'll be long gone.
Ironically, women like her look down on escorts like me who do not play games but pride ourselves on intense value for money.
What I would have loved to suggest to him was that he hired me (using my social rates) to turn up "accidentally, on purpose" at one of his dates with her. Whereupon I'd flirt and lavish so much attention on him that if perhaps she was taking her time deciding if she wanted to date him or not, she'd make her mind up soon enough.
Yes, I can be the escort that makes fake girl-friends jealous. For a fee, of course.
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